Today, waiting for a new chart, I overheard a gem from reception. A middle-aged man walked in, and when asked why he needed to be seen, he gave the following response."I need someone to screen me for ED."
I'm used to seeing patients at the office for treatment of ED... namely in the form of more Viagra. However, screening for ED? Technically I'm sure he was referring to the bloodwork panels to check thyroid levels, testosterone levels, blood chemistry, etc. But instantly I found myself envisioning the medical director showing him pornography. As my friend put it, a porn assay.
"And now? What do you think of this one? Any reaction? No? How about lesbian porn? Does that do it for you? STILL no? Well, then it's clear, you have ED. It's science."
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